I Bleed Fiction

onthegraves:

She is uglier than me.

I actually can not physically right now, oh my God. 

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

highfunctioning-psychopath:

pay-you-well-for-darwins-hide:

Ugh! I. WANT.TO. CROSS-DRESS. GIVE. ME. THESE. NOW!

^^ Agreed. Or I want my future soulmate to dress like this…

Oh.

My.

Fucking.

God.

I…can I just…can I just touch them? And wear them? And look goddamn fucking dapper in them? Just douse myself in dapperness and then letting the dapper completely engulf me and absorb me so that I’m one with the dapper?

I need to be one with the dapper.

Goddammit, just give me some dapper.

Now.

Please? I’m using good manners. I’m “please”ing. There, now. That ought to be gentlemanly enough for you.

Now, dapperfy me.

(Source: nitemea)

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

kayteesometimes:

spacedoll:

stupihnoodles:

ninekingscorrupted:

mal-luck:

angiechan070707:

banesidhe:

tokidokifish:

thisdanobrien:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

Even though we’ve done a lot of shitty things as humans, I’m really happy that we also do stuff like this.

So I was thinking depressing thoughts to myself, and then I came home to this.

Well played, life. Well played.

Oh man. That was so awesome. 

Holy crap that was so cute ;_____;

My reaction:

Fucking chills xD

This is beautiful.

OH MY GOD :’) 

;___;

i am laying here crying oh my god

This has been popping up on my dash forever and I finally watched it. Late to the party but holy shit this is the most adorable goddamn thing I’ve ever seen. Genius.

(Source: lokiddles)